Key Takeaways:
- Discover the most efficient garage heater to turn your icy cave into a tropical paradise.
- Learn why every heater is basically the same but with a different sticker price.
- Find out how to heat your garage without accidentally turning it into a sauna or an icebox.
Introduction: The Quest for the Best Garage Heater
Oh, the garage - that magical place where we store everything from cars to Christmas decorations. But when winter hits, it becomes less of a magical cave and more of a frozen tundra. So, you're on the hunt for the best garage heater to transform your chilly storage space into a cozy workshop. Well, buckle up, because we're about to embark on a journey through the mystical world of garage heaters, where the air is warm, and the sarcasm is free-flowing.
The Electric Garage Heater: Your High Electricity Bill's Best Friend
Electric garage heaters, the darlings of the heating world, are as common as opinions on the internet. They come in all shapes and sizes, promising to heat your two-car garage faster than you can say "skyrocketing utility bill." With their "high energy efficiency rating," they're the perfect choice for anyone who loves paying more for electricity than they do for their mortgage.
The Infrared Heater: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Sunburn?
Infrared heaters, or as I like to call them, the invisible suns of the garage world, offer radiant heat that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer. They're great if you enjoy the sensation of the sun beating down on you while you're indoors. And let's not forget the infrared heater's ability to distribute heat evenly, much like how a magnifying glass evenly distributes sunlight to ants.
Natural Gas Heaters: Because We Love the Smell of Gas in the Morning
Natural gas heaters are the old-school jocks of the heating game. They're powerful, they're efficient, and they come with the added thrill of potentially blowing up your garage if not installed correctly. If you're the type of person who enjoys living on the edge (of safety regulations), then a natural gas garage heater might be the perfect match for you.
Propane Heaters: Portable, Powerful, and Slightly Terrifying
Propane heaters are the nomads of the heating family, wandering wherever they're needed. They're great for heating your entire garage, provided you're okay with the constant fear of knocking it over and starting a small fire. And with features like a tip-over switch and overheat protection, you can rest (slightly) easier knowing that your portable heater has your back.
Kerosene Heaters: Because Who Needs Oxygen Anyway?
Ah, kerosene heaters, the relics of a bygone era. They're like that one uncle who still thinks it's the '70s. Sure, they'll heat your garage, but they'll also suck the oxygen out of the room faster than a vacuum chamber. If you enjoy the thrill of potentially passing out from lack of oxygen, then a kerosene heater is the way to go.
The Radiant Heater: It's Like the Sun, But Indoors
Radiant heaters are the sophisticated cousins of the infrared heater. They promise to warm you up without warming the air, which is a fancy way of saying you'll feel warm as long as you're directly in front of it. It's perfect for those who enjoy the sensation of their front being toasty while their back turns into an icicle.
Ceiling Mounted Garage Heater: Because Floor Space is Overrated
Who needs floor space when you can have a ceiling mounted garage heater? These bad boys hang from the ceiling like a chandelier, except instead of light, they emit heat. They're great for those who enjoy the constant fear of a heater falling on their car—or their head.
Convection Garage Heaters: Hot Air, Just Like Your Promises to Clean the Garage
Convection heaters are the politicians of the heating world: full of hot air. They work by warming the air around them, which is a roundabout way of saying they take forever to heat anything. But if you enjoy waiting for warmth like you're waiting for a bus in a snowstorm, then convection heating is for you.
Safety Features: Because We'd Like to Keep Our Garages, Thank You
Let's talk safety features, shall we? Every garage heater claims to have them, but they're about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Features like thermal shut down systems and carbon monoxide detectors are there to give you peace of mind, or at least the illusion of it. Because nothing says "safety" like a machine that produces carbon monoxide in an enclosed space.
The Portable Garage Heater: For the Commitment-Phobic
Portable garage heaters are for those who can't commit to a heating solution. They're like the Tinder dates of the heater world: available when you need them, but you wouldn't want to rely on them for the long haul. With a portable heater, you can move the warmth around your garage as easily as you swipe left or right.
Forced Air vs. Other Garage Heaters: The Eternal Debate
The debate between forced air heaters and other garage heaters is like choosing between two equally unappealing political candidates. Forced air heaters blow hot air around, while other heaters use magic (or science, whatever) to warm your space. It's a choice between being blasted with warm air or waiting patiently for the heat to grace you with its presence.
Natural Gas Heater vs. Electric Heater: The Showdown
When it comes to choosing between a natural gas heater and an electric heater, it's like deciding whether you want to pay through the nose for gas or electricity. Natural gas heaters are great if you already have a natural gas line, while electric heaters are perfect for those who enjoy watching their electric meter spin like a fidget spinner.
Infrared Heat: Because We Haven't Talked About It Enough
Infrared heat is the latest craze, like avocado toast or intermittent fasting. It's supposed to heat objects and not the air, which is great if you're an object. If you're a human, though, you might find it less impressive. But hey, at least you'll have something trendy in your garage.
Floor Space: Because We All Have Too Much Stuff Anyway
Floor space is a precious commodity in the garage, what with all the boxes of things you'll definitely use someday. That's why many heaters are designed to take up as little space as possible. Because what's more important: being able to walk around your garage, or not freezing to death?
Proper Ventilation: Because Breathing is Generally Considered a Good Thing
Proper ventilation is one of those things that everyone agrees is important but no one actually wants to deal with. It's like flossing or changing your oil. But if you don't want your garage heater to turn your space into a gas chamber, you might want to crack a window or two.
Portable Space Heaters: Because Who Needs Central Heating?
Portable space heaters are the rebels of the heating world. They don't need no stinkin' ducts or vents. Just plug them in, and voilà, instant warmth. They're perfect for the garage dweller who likes to live dangerously (and by dangerously, I mean with the constant threat of tripping over cords).
Energy Efficient: Because We Care About the Environment (and Our Wallets)
Energy efficiency is the buzzword of the century, and garage heaters are no exception. They all claim to be as energy efficient as a Prius, but let's be real: they're more like a Hummer with a hybrid sticker slapped on the side. But hey, at least you can feel good about yourself while you empty your bank account to pay the heating bill.
Desired Temperature: Because "Room Temperature" is Subjective
The desired temperature is a personal thing. Some like it hot, some like it cold, and some are never happy no matter what. Garage heaters come with thermostats that promise to keep your space at the perfect temperature, but they're about as accurate as a weather forecast. Good luck finding that sweet spot between "Arctic tundra" and "Death Valley."
Square Foot: Because Size Matters
When it comes to heating your garage, size matters. Heaters are rated by the square footage they can handle, but those numbers are more like suggestions than actual facts. It's like when a recipe says "serves 4" but you know it's really just enough for you and your cat.
Garage Door Open: Because We Like to Live Dangerously
Heating your garage with the door open is like trying to fill a bathtub with the drain unplugged. It's a futile effort, but that won't stop some people from trying. If you enjoy the challenge of heating the great outdoors, then by all means, leave that garage door cracked open.
Briza's Infrared Patio Heater: Because Your Garage is Basically a Patio, Right?
Briza's infrared patio heater is the latest in garage heating technology. It's like they took a patio heater and said, "Let's put this in a garage and see what happens." Spoiler alert: it heats things, just like every other heater on the market.
Best Garage: Because Only the Best Will Do
When it comes to finding the best garage heater, it's a wild west out there. Everyone claims to have the best product, but in the end, they're all just boxes that blow hot air. The best garage is a warm garage, and the best heater is the one that doesn't bankrupt you or burn your house down.
Warm Air: Because Cold Air is So Last Season
Warm air is the holy grail of garage heating. It's what we're all searching for, like the Fountain of Youth or a comfortable pair of high heels. Garage heaters promise to deliver warm air, but sometimes it feels more like a lukewarm promise.
Gas Heaters: Because Electric Bills are Boring
Gas heaters are for the traditionalists, the ones who like their heat like they like their steak: cooked with fire. They're great if you have a gas line and a death wish. Just kidding. But seriously, make sure you install them properly.
Tip Over Switch: Because We're All Clumsy Sometimes
The tip-over switch is the unsung hero of the heater safety world. It's there to save the day when you inevitably knock over your heater while searching for that thing you swore you put in the garage. It's like a guardian angel, but for clumsy people.
Heat Settings: Because One Size Does Not Fit All
Heat settings are like the different levels of hell: some are hotter than others. Garage heaters come with various settings so you can choose how quickly you want to turn your garage into a sauna. Just remember, the higher the setting, the higher the bill.
Propane Heater: Because We Like Our Heat to Be Portable
Propane heaters are the RVs of the heating world: they can go anywhere and do anything. They're great for heating your entire garage, as long as you don't mind the occasional smell of propane. It's like camping, but without the fresh air.
Entire Garage: Because Partial Heating is for Quitters
When you're heating your garage, you want the whole thing to be warm, not just a corner. Garage heaters promise to heat your entire space, but they're about as effective as a politician's promise. Still, we cling to the hope that one day, our entire garage will be toasty.
Garage Heaters Safe: Because We'd Like to Avoid Lawsuits
Safety is a big selling point for garage heaters. They all claim to be as safe as a padded room, but let's be honest: anything that produces heat has the potential to be dangerous. It's like juggling chainsaws: it's all fun and games until someone loses an eyebrow.
Convection Heating: Because We Like Our Heat to Move Around
Convection heating is like a game of musical chairs, but with heat. The warm air moves around the room, trying to find a place to settle. It's great for those who enjoy a gentle, all-encompassing warmth, like a hug from a teddy bear that's been microwaved.
Overheat Protection: Because Sometimes Heaters Get Too Excited
Overheat protection is like that friend who tells you to calm down when you're getting a little too wild at a party. It's there to make sure your heater doesn't get too hot to handle, because the only thing worse than a cold garage is a garage that's on fire.
Enough Heat: Because No One Likes to Be Cold
The quest for enough heat is like the quest for the Holy Grail: long, arduous, and full of false leads. Garage heaters promise to provide enough heat, but what is "enough"? It's a philosophical question, really. One that we're unlikely to answer while shivering in our garages.
Garage Door Cracked Open: Because We Like to Tempt Fate
Leaving the garage door cracked open while the heater is running is like leaving the fridge door open and hoping the food will stay cold. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.
Gas Powered Heaters: Because Electricity is Too Mainstream
Gas powered heaters are for the rebels, the ones who think electricity is too mainstream. They're great if you like the smell of gas and the thrill of playing with fire. Just make sure you have a good insurance policy.
Thermal Shut Down System: Because Heaters Need a Nap Too
The thermal shut down system is like the heater's version of a bedtime story. It tells the heater to go to sleep when it gets too hot, so it doesn't throw a tantrum (or a fireball). It's a necessary feature for those who value their eyebrows.
Propane Conversion Kit: Because Flexibility is Key
The propane conversion kit is for those who can't make up their minds. It's like being able to switch your car from gas to diesel on a whim. It's great for the indecisive heater owner who wants the best of both worlds.
Infrared Heating: Because We Haven't Beaten This Horse to Death Yet
Infrared heating is still a thing, apparently. It's like that one hit wonder that keeps playing on the radio long after everyone has stopped listening. But hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?
Ceiling Mounted Heaters: Because We Like to Feel Warm from Above
Ceiling mounted heaters are like the sun, if the sun was a metal box hanging precariously over your head. They're great for those who enjoy the feeling of warmth descending from on high, like the blessings of a benevolent deity.
Portable Heaters: Because We Like to Take Our Heat on the Go
Portable heaters are like puppies: cute, cuddly, and you can take them anywhere. They're great for spot heating, like when you're working on a project and need to feel your fingers. Just be careful not to trip over them, or you'll be feeling something else entirely.
Space Heater: Because We Like Our Heat to Be Compact
Space heaters are the compact cars of the heating world. They're small, efficient, and you can fit them into tight spaces. They're perfect for the garage owner who has more stuff than square footage.
High Energy Efficiency Rating: Because We Like to Pretend We're Saving the Planet
A high energy efficiency rating is like a gold star for heaters. It means they're supposed to use less energy, which is great for the environment and your wallet. But let's be real: the only thing that's really efficient is the marketing department.
Heating Garages: Because We Like Our Workshops to Be Cozy
Heating garages is like trying to heat a barn. It's big, it's drafty, and it's full of things that you probably don't need. But with the right heater, you can turn that barn into a cozy workshop where you can tinker to your heart's content.
Natural Gas Line: Because We Like to Be Connected
Having a natural gas line is like being part of an exclusive club. It means you can have a natural gas heater, which is like the VIP section of garage heaters. Just make sure you pay your dues, or you'll be out in the cold.
Best Garage Heater: Because We Like to Win
The best garage heater is like the Holy Grail: everyone wants it, but no one knows where to find it. It's the heater that will warm your garage, your heart, and not empty your wallet. Good luck on your quest, brave knight.
Radiant Heat: Because We Like to Feel the Burn
Radiant heat is like a warm hug from the sun. It's great for those who like to feel the heat directly on their skin, like a lizard basking on a rock. Just make sure you don't dry out and turn into a reptile yourself.
Heaters Warmed: Because Cold Heaters Would Be Ridiculous
Heaters that are warmed up are like athletes before a game. They're ready to go, pumped up, and raring to heat your garage. Just give them a little warm-up time, and they'll be performing at their peak.
Distributed Heat Evenly: Because We Like Fairness
Distributed heat evenly is like socialism for warmth. It means everyone gets the same amount of heat, no matter where they are in the garage. It's the utopian ideal of garage heating.
Enclosed Spaces: Because We Like to Keep Our Heat to Ourselves
Enclosed spaces are like little heat cocoons. They keep the warmth in and the cold out, which is great for your garage. Just make sure you don't turn it into a butterfly and let all the heat escape.
Natural Gas Mr. Heater: Because Brand Names Are Important
The Natural Gas Mr. Heater is like the Gucci of garage heaters. It's a brand name that promises quality, efficiency, and a price tag to match. It's for those who like their heat to come with a little prestige.
Unattended: Because We Like to Live Dangerously
Leaving your heater unattended is like leaving a toddler alone with a box of crayons. It's a risky move, but sometimes you just have to take a chance. Just make sure you have a good insurance policy, and maybe a fire extinguisher.
Best Overall Garage Heater: Because We Like to Be the Best
The best overall garage heater is like the valedictorian of heating appliances. It's the top of its class, the cream of the crop, the heater that all other heaters aspire to be. It's the one you want in your garage when the temperature drops.
Heat Storm: Because We Like Dramatic Names
The Heat Storm is like the action movie hero of garage heaters. It's got a dramatic name, it's tough, and it promises to save the day (or at least your garage). Just make sure it doesn't go rogue and start a real storm.
Carbon Monoxide: Because We Like to Live on the Edge
Carbon monoxide is the silent killer, the ninja of gases. It's colorless, odorless, and deadly, which is why you need a heater with a good carbon monoxide detector. It's like having a bodyguard for your lungs.
Gas Hose: Because We Like to Keep Things Connected
The gas hose is like the umbilical cord for gas heaters. It's what keeps them fed and happy. Just make sure it's properly connected, or you'll have gas.
5 of the Best and Warmest Garage Heaters Available on Amazon
We hope you find your next awesome thing from the list below! Each product was independently selected by our editors. Some may have been sent as samples for us to fiddle with, but all opinions in this article are our own. Oh, and FYI — AnnesAnalytics may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to buy something (that's how we stay in business). Reviews have been edited for length and clarity. Enjoy finding your next awesome thing!
Transform your living space into a haven of warmth and convenience with our Wi-Fi Enabled Wall Mounted Heater. This innovative device allows you to adjust the temperature directly from your smartphone, ensuring your home is always welcoming and comfortable.
Smart Temperature Control at Your Fingertips
- Wi-Fi Connectivity: Seamlessly control your heater remotely, providing the ultimate convenience in temperature regulation.
- Digital Thermostat and Touch Screen: Easily set and maintain your desired warmth with a user-friendly interface.
- Remote Control Included: For those who prefer traditional control, a handy remote is provided.
Space-Efficient Design with Safety in Mind
- Space-Saving Wall Mount: Our heater's wall-mounted design frees up floor space, making it an ideal choice for bedrooms, kitchens, offices, and more.
- Cord Concealment: Neatly tuck away the power cord when mounted over an outlet, maintaining a clean and uncluttered look.
- Cool-to-Touch: Engineered for safety, the unit and wall remain cool, along with a safe-to-touch grill, ensuring peace of mind.
Powerful and Efficient Heating
- Voltage and Power: Operates at 110 Volts with a robust 1500 watts of power and 5200 BTU for efficient heating.
- Zone Heating: As a primary heat source, it can warm up to 150 sq. ft in a well-insulated room. As a supplemental heat source, it can heat up to 750 sq. ft depending on room insulation.
Upgrade your home heating with our Wi-Fi Enabled Wall Mounted Heater and experience the perfect blend of functionality, safety, and design. Say goodbye to lost floor space and hello to a cozy, controlled environment at the touch of a button.
(Note: Wall-mounted version only, feet not included for floor placement.)
Encouraging Review
"The Heat Storm HS-1500-PHX-WIFI Infrared Heater has proven itself as an excellent addition to my garage gym. It efficiently warms up the space, allowing me to comfortably work out even during colder days. The WiFi feature adds a great level of convenience, as I can easily turn it on remotely when leaving work, ensuring that my gym is warm and ready for use by the time I arrive home. It's a reliable and user-friendly solution for maintaining a cozy workout environment in the garage." Amazon Review by Timothy Corcoran
Comfort Zone 7,500W, 240V Hard-Wired Fan-Forced Ceiling Mount Garage Space Heater
Remote, Overheat Protection, Cut-Out Switch, Digital Thermostat, 12-Hour Timer, Ideal for Garage & Workshop
Transform your garage, workshop, or large venue into a cozy retreat with the Comfort Zone Ceiling Mount Heater. This high-performance heater is engineered to deliver a substantial warmth boost, ensuring comfort throughout expansive areas. Its fan-forced design promotes even heat distribution, making it an ideal choice for anyone looking to maintain a consistent temperature in their space.
Space-Saving and Safe Installation
The ceiling-mounted approach of this heater not only conserves precious floor space but also positions the unit away from children and pets, enhancing safety and convenience. Its strategic placement allows for efficient heating from above, ensuring your work or leisure area remains uncluttered and secure.
Durable and Reliable in Demanding Conditions
Constructed with heavy gauge steel, the Comfort Zone heater is built to endure the rigors of challenging environments. It's designed to withstand abrupt temperature fluctuations commonly found in spaces with poor insulation. The fully enclosed motor ensures reliable performance, even in dusty conditions, making it a steadfast heating solution for any demanding workspace.
Precision Heating with Adjustable Louvers
Featuring adjustable louvers and a variable mounting angle, this heater allows you to direct heat precisely where it's needed. Whether targeting a chilly corner or focusing on your primary work area, you can customize the airflow to optimize your comfort.
User-Friendly Digital Controls
The digital thermostat provides pinpoint control over the temperature, allowing you to set the heat to your exact preference. Coupled with a 12-hour timer, the heater can operate on a schedule, eliminating the need for manual on/off switching. The inclusion of a full-function remote control enables effortless adjustments from afar, so you can modify settings without interrupting your tasks.
Enhanced Safety with Overheat Protection
Safety is paramount with the Comfort Zone heater, which includes an overheat protection sensor. This feature automatically shuts off the heater if it detects an unsafe temperature, safeguarding against potential damage and offering peace of mind.
Elevate the comfort of your large space with the robust and efficient Comfort Zone Ceiling Mount Heater. Its combination of powerful heating, rugged construction, and user-friendly features make it an exceptional choice for anyone seeking a reliable heating solution.
Encouraging Review
"Very easy to mount, small size but heats large space quickly. The remote with timer setting works great and the unit is very quiet." Amazon Review by robogeltron
NewAir NGH160GA00, 120V Electric Portable Garage Heater
Heats Up to 160 Square Feet
Maximize comfort in your workspace with our top-rated Portable Ceramic Heater, the perfect solution for those cold days in the garage or workshop. Engineered for rapid heating, this efficient heater eliminates the wait, instantly enveloping your area in comforting warmth.
Stay snug and productive as you effortlessly direct heat where it's needed most. With an adjustable tilt head, our heater empowers you to target up to 160 square feet of space, ensuring every corner of your work environment is pleasantly warm.
Not only is this heater designed for convenience, but it's also built tough to withstand the demands of a rugged workspace. When the job is done, its compact design makes storage a breeze.
Don't let the cold slow you down. Choose our Portable Ceramic Heater and transform your chilly workshop into a cozy haven of productivity.
Encouraging Review
"I had another cheap heater for under my desk because I work in a basement and it’s always cold down here. But the other heater, though 1500 watts and with a fan, was basically too hot and also, it was either on or off. And it just kinda blew hot air which always felt like it came up under the desk and blew in my face, which sucks. But this newair heater … WOW it is perfect. 400 watts. And it just kind of radiates heat so it drifts all around the room. It makes this whole 10x10 room nice and toasty without blowing dry air in my face. Only thing is it takes about 30 mins to warm up .. but that is a feature. That’s why it is effective. Love this heater. And yes, the little plastic legs are terrifyingly fragile but so far so good." Amazon Review by fenstersponge
TEMPWARE Electric Garage Heater
7500-Watt Digital Fan-Forced Ceiling Mount Shop Heater with Full-Function Remote, 240-Volt Hardwired Heater with 12-Hour Timer, Ideal for Workshop
Experience unparalleled warmth in your workspace with our top-of-the-line garage heater, designed to cater to your unique heating requirements. With its precision-engineered adjustable louvers, you can effortlessly direct the heat exactly where you need it, ensuring every corner of your space is enveloped in comfort.
Our heater's robust performance is highlighted by its impressive heating capacity, boasting a maximum output of 25,590 BTUs. This powerful feature enables it to effectively heat expansive areas up to 1,250 square feet, transforming chilly environments into cozy retreats during the colder months.
Tailor your heating experience with the convenience of two heat settings, ranging from a gentle 6,250 watts to an intense 7,500 watts. Whether you're looking to take the edge off a cool day or combat the deep freeze of winter, our garage heater offers the flexibility to meet your specific needs.
Invest in a garage heater that adapts to your lifestyle and enjoy a warmer, more comfortable space today.
Encouraging Review
"This heater ia amazing! It was so easy to mount and literally keeps my 3 car garage as warm as my house! It can get down to the 20’s overnight where I live and this can warm up my garage-aka man cave in 20-30 minutes! It is so awesome I bought 2 more for Christmas gifts! Just powered by existing plugs in the garage and mounted in a few minutes! No gas! No propane, just pure electric heat with multiple settings! It also runs super quiet and I don’t even hear it humming in background!!" AmazonReview by Jessica
Dreo Smart Wall Heater
Electric Space Heater, 1500W, 120° Vertical Oscillation, Adjustable Thermostat, Remote Control, 24H Timer
Experience Enhanced Comfort with Dreo's Wide-Angle Heating: Our cutting-edge heater features a 120-degree wide oscillation, expertly designed to disperse warm air uniformly throughout your space. This ensures rapid and efficient heating, reaching every corner of your room with ease. Unlike traditional wall-mounted heaters, Dreo's innovative technology delivers consistent warmth from floor to ceiling, transforming your living area into a cozy haven in no time.
Encouraging Review
"I host a podcast called 10 Drink Minimum, and I needed one for my podcast studio. It was super easy to set up. Came with some great tools to install it. Heats up a 400 square foot room up to 74+ degrees. It takes up very little room, and I am thinking about getting another one." Amazon Review by Michael C. Burnett